Ways to make your 17 year old daughter’s mouth drop open in stunned silence…

:: Use "that's what she said" appropriately (or inappropriately, as the case may be).:: Announce, casually, that you have been using her hair straightener. Every day. For the past month. (For some reason, this just positively astounded her...I don't get it.):: Talk openly about sex with her, whenever possible. Ask detailed questions and (here's the [...]

Dear Blog.

I miss you! I really haven't forgotten you. Seriously...it's just that, well, I have another true love right now. I'm sorry. I know it hurts. I didn't expect it to happen. I wasn't looking for another.We're made for each other, really. Please try to understand. I'll try to pop in now and then and give [...]

Volleyball vs. Football

There are many reasons I prefer volleyball over football as a spectator sport. Volleyball is inside...Football is not...Volleyball players are sweet and happy and giggly.Football players just want to hurt someone (direct quote from my football player).Volleyball players like to chat and compare hair styles.Football players just want to hurt someone.Volleyball is clean...Football...not so much.You [...]