I am the lamest contest hostess EV-AH.

Seriously, I’m not going to use all that has been going on in my life as an excuse. Or am I? Yes, I think I shall.

So, I was reading and re-reading your entries this morning. I was looking for “snortability”. I found some that really made me snort out loud.

Seriously, though…will any of us ever be able to live up to the standard that was set by T. with “ponis”. Alas, I am afraid not.

And, in fact, we have a double winner today. First off, Mary with “rantsi”: Rantsi — these are underwear for the older, more mature, but still wild party girl. It’s more than a thong but less than a panty — it’s a RANTSI. Hot date with the hubs tonight, gotta break out the black lace rantsi.

Followed up quickly by Sarah with “mistong”: Mistong- a tong like apperatice used by the said “more mature-party girls” to help dislodge the “Rantsi” in the case that it rides too high. Hit pause on the hot date with the hubs, gotta sneak in the ladies room and dislodge my rantsi using my mistong.

It was more the combination of the two together that made me laugh (and snort) the loudest.

Girls…send me your addresses. I have one copy of Joanne’s book here at home and I will have another one sent directly to one of you from Amazon.

Thanks for your patience. Life got in the way.

Love you guys.


3 thoughts on “I am the lamest contest hostess EV-AH.

  1. Sarah — your mistong made my rantsi rock!! This made me laugh! And I won!! How cool is that!! I love winning.. . I kinda forget what we were playing for … oh book! I love books!

    My word today
    sewool — this is the NEW green yarn made from seaweed. Don’t let that slight fishy order put you off, we are saving the planet people! Pick up your sewool sweater today!


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