You see, tomorrow I am turning from all that is holy and embracing all that is evil. I am giving up coffee **angels singing** and turning to herbal tea **shudder**.
Sadly, I am being forced to do this due to the utter and complete betrayal of my body. I pray, PRAY, that it is not permanent. But for the unforeseeable future, I must begin each day with a cup of roots and leaves soaked in water and expect to get through the entire day without killing any of my family members.
May God be with us all.